Of Course Mark Zuckerberg Has a Goat Named ‘Bitcoin’

For many of us, Facebook has become a social-media wasteland, littered with conspiracy theories and crock-pot drama. “I go, ‘We’re eating the goat you killed?’ said, ‘Yeah.’ I said, ‘Have you eaten goat before?’ He’s like, ‘Yeah, I love it.’ I’m like, ‘What else are we having?’ ‘Salad.’ I said, ‘Where is the goat?’ ‘It’s […]