‘Gutfeld!’: What if Twitter removed trending pages?

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KAMALA HARRIS, VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES: At some point, you know, I — we are going to the border.

Ellie Kemper star of the office at Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is under attack after online idiots declared she was a racist for crime.

Now we did a segment, we saluted Kemper for not responding to the Twitter mob calling for her scalp.

But sadly just days later Kemper grovel to the woke police offering not just an apology, but a confession once so pathetic embarrass John Cena or Cena.

It had all the woke catchphrases and I “I unequivocally deplore, denounce and reject white supremacy.

Did Jane Fonda write this? She then said she was grateful for her humiliation and tells us that she will use her privilege and support for the better society.

And that also includes baseball fans, baseball cap wares, and anyone who’s ever tried to get to second base on a date.

But every single Democrat became a Democrat knowing they were once the party of slavery, as people often say to me in the SONA, wow, that can’t be right.

She’s terrified of being ostracized, like most actors, they desperately want to be liked and they can’t speak unless they have a script and a consultant.

In fact, if you look at any mob action, it always starts that way with something called Twitter trends.

By theory, if Jack Dorsey eliminated Twitter trends today, cancel culture would starve to death and the world would instantly become a better place.

It’s removing the part of your sight that destroys lives.

Why worry about Lawrence Kudlow stings? Former director of the National Economic Council and host of “KUDLOW” on Fox Business, Larry Kudlow.

And if you’re a Democrat, as you noted in your monologue, you can give eulogies at sorts of funerals for KKK members and fellow Democrats.

You know, Tyrus, when we did this original story, you were so proud of her.

Before the show’s over tonight, I’m going to show you all how big he really is.

KAT TIMPF, FOX NEWS CHANNEL CONTRIBUTOR: The next time someone tells you, you have white privilege, or you should be ashamed, do what we do.

The part where she said she did not know that it was elitist, like bro, it was a ball.

TIMPF: You know, normal 19-year-olds, we didn’t go to — we went, you know, not to the ball, we went to like dollar pitcher night and hope they didn’t check I.D.s And like it’s not like she just realized, oh, I was rich.

This week, President Biden, if that’s his real name, Katie, heads to Europe in his first overseas trip as commander-in-chief.

I haven’t heard something that loaded since Bret Baier butchered Unchained Melody at karaoke.

And speaking of things that make no since New York Times editorial board member of Mara Gay has huge news.

Trump flags and some cases, just dozens of American flags, which, you know, is also just disturbing, because essentially, the message was clear.

I’m sure there won’t be any flags there, Mara.

PAVLICH: Which makes you want to get a sign that says actually comma, hate does live here.

I mean, the reason why we don’t have a month-long vacation in Italy is because we’re paying for all of their defense.

KUDLOW: With the G7 and the G20, and the IMF, and the World Bank and the United Nations, everybody gets to vote on American taxes except American taxpayers and American businesses.

They expect Biden to apologize for Trump’s foreign policy when some of his accomplishments include like ratcheting down North Korea, the Abraham Peace Accords and the new trade deals.

TYRUS: It’s usually in the 1950s movie.

Not — and then the trucks formed and rowing as they ran me down and through lynch mobs epitaphs at me.

What you do on the – – on your weekend like if I’m barbecuing, and I’m making beef ribs, and steaks and hot dogs and the vegetarian two blocks down, it’s like, I’m so upset.

Because the business about American flags and it’s your country, you know, let’s go back to the fabulous speech that Senator Tim Scott made a few weeks ago.

No to that New York Times lady or Washington Post lady or whoever she is.

Like what would you think, I’m going to say no to the flag? I don’t — yes, I’ve never seen a truck that’s disturbed me at all.

GUTFELD: Did they not expect her to give a racist lecture? Yes, she has a dream that would make Martin Luther King’s scream.

ARUNA KHILANANI, FORENSIC PSYCHIATRIST: I had fantasies of unloading a revolver into the head of any white person that got on my way, burying their body and wiping my bloody hands as I walked away relatively guiltless with a bounce in my step.

GUTFELD: If she’s your psychiatry, consider switching to someone more stable, like Hannibal Lecter.

What is this fantasy of shooting someone in the head a metaphor for? It’s a metaphor, Tyrus, for shooting someone in the head.

GUTFELD: So, Yale parents, as a bonus, you’re $55,000 a year tuition includes death threats from a psychiatrist.

TYRUS: And you fantasize about not just killing them, but with a bounce in your step, like high five.

TIMPF: Shooting people, this is how I dispose of the bodies, and I’ll probably have one of my hands.

Like, yes, she’s saying she’s going to do something, and then she goes, no, it’s a metaphor.

So, what’s it all going to look like post-pandemic? Joining me to discuss, hosts of the great show Bar Rescue which airs its 200th episode this Sunday.

I was — Tyrus and I were both talking about like, we binge-watch your show, usually on Sundays with a hangover.

JON TAFFER, HOST, BAR RESCUE: You know, I probably have done that once or twice, Greg, I must say, a little pat in the back as I walked by or something.

He took his parents money because he couldn’t — he couldn’t do stand up and he bought a comedy club so he could own the club and hang out there and pretend he was a comedian.

But we have two problems. Both government clause, you know, the enhanced unemployment benefits, think about this.

If it’s a two household, a two-person household and you’re making $800 each in unemployment benefits, that’s about $83,000 a year.

The other thing that’s killing us, and this goes back to government too, I’ll tell you how in a minute.

And the fact is, you know, I was making fun with the ketchup packet.

We’re going to lose about 25 percent of the restaurants and bars by the time we’re done, Greg, permanently.

And it isn’t just bars and restaurants, it’s salons and other businesses as well.

TAFFER: So, you know, my advice is keep it local and be prepared prices are going to increase.

He’s back in the news and this time involves profiting off his sex, proving if you have no shame, you could do anything.

The disgraced ex-congressman is considering turning his famous crotch shot, which we don’t have to show you because we didn’t want it on our search history, is going to turn it into a non-fungible token.

“It’s very narrow.

Everyone out there who has not seen the picture should go look at it and memorize it, because it might be possible someday that a guy will send it to you and you will think it’s — you will not know what it is and think he’s sending that picture from himself.

TYRUS: You know what, Greg, speaking of little guy, I warned you earlier in the show.

My kids are with me this week, and he referred to him, oh, your relatives are here, OK.

KUDLOW: It could be, but not anything to do with Anthony Weiner, that’s for sure.

PAVLICH: Yes, look, remember, 10 years ago when Andrew Breitbart is the one who published this photo and he claimed that he was hacked and lied about everybody.

PAVLICH: The other thing is, remember — I thought that after Anthony Weiner blew up Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign with the laptop that had her e-mails on it and the FBI took it, and Comey was like, oh, we have a new laptop.

Thanks to the great Larry Kudlow, the great Katie Pavlich, Kat Timpf, Tyrus, Jon Taffer, our studio audience.

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