Oh yeah, let’s talk about greed! Man, that Trump, always chasing the almighty dollar, huh? I mean, can you blame the guy? He’s just out here trying to make a buck like the rest of us. And let’s not forget his shady dealings with foreign governments – that’s always a classy move.
But hey, why stop at $7.8 million? Let’s ramp it up a notch and say he takes $10 million next time around. Hell, why not $20 million? Or how about $50 million? The sky’s the limit when it comes to greed, right?
And what’s this about “better guardrails”? Guardrails? More like speed bumps for a guy like Trump. He’ll just find a way around them, like he does everything else. This guy is a master of circumventing rules and regulations. Just ask all his ex-wives.
So let’s not get too worked up about this whole foreign cash thing. After all, it’s not like it’s illegal or anything. And if it was, well, who wouldn’t break the law if they could get away with it? Especially if it meant rolling in millions of dollars.
That’s just good business, folks. And if you don’t like it, well, maybe you should start your own business and see how you fare in the world of high-stakes deals and shady handshakes. Because let’s face it, politics is a dirty game, and only the toughest players come out on top. So bring on the foreign cash, baby! We’re just getting started.
Now, who wants some Trump Steaks? They’re absolutely terrific. Trust me, I have the best taste.